Joe Francis, fresh out of prison, launched his new Girls Gone Wild Magazine at Hollywood hotspot Area with a semi-star studded event. The affair was attended by Joe, Dr. Gary Alter from E! Entertainment’s “Dr.90210”, the entire Kardashian clan, Adrienne Bailon from Cheetah Girls, Kristen Renton from "Days of Our Lives", Gary Busey, at least the part of him that exists in this reality, among several others.
 
It got started an hour late, they must have asked Mariah what time it was, but they kept the photographers happy with some pretty good swag. We got hats, t-shirts, flip-flops, and the premiere issue of the magazine, and other cool things in a real plastic bag. Give us something shiny to play with, and we are ok for hours.
 
The magazine was only twelve pages long, but I don’t think it is meant to be intellectually stimulating. It was full of pictures though, and one thing I noticed right away, the women’s breast were extremely shiny. An intense glare hid all the good parts. I am not sure if there is some new breast wax on the market or not, but they polished them up pretty good. I wonder how it holds up in the rain, and repeated car washings. The commercials should be interesting anyway.

The party went into the wee hours of the night; I am not sure how it ended. I haven’t had a chance to check the police blotter yet.